Scioly Assassination 135: A Series of Unfortunate Non-Harmless April Fool's Day Pranks

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Hurry up, sassy, we're ready to start!

Don't be too impatient

[nateDC]

Hurry up, sassy, we're ready to start!

Don't be too impatient

You might be first...

[Creationist127]

Based on this wait, I'll make an early guess that this is a first time sassy.
Either that, or this is going to be a really hard game, and they're putting a lot of effort into it...

[Things2do]

Based on this wait, I'll make an early guess that this is a first time sassy.
Either that, or this is going to be a really hard game, and they're putting a lot of effort into it... :shock:

Or they're just messing with y'all's minds...

[jaggie34]

Based on this wait, I'll make an early guess that this is a first time sassy.
Either that, or this is going to be a really hard game, and they're putting a lot of effort into it...

All of these states have state tournaments this weekend:

New York B
Arizona B/C
Arkansas B/C
North California B/C
South California B/C
Hawaii B/C
Kansas B/C
Minnesota B
Oklahoma B/C
Oregon B/C
Tennessee B/C

Although that definitely doesn't mean that the sassy is from one of these states, it's not completely unreasonable to guess he/she might be delaying the first clue because he/she is busy preparing for states.

[Assassinator]

By the power of the officer squad, I accuse Assassinator because Assassinator is the Assassinator.

Incorrect.

B A N N E D. ...jk. A number of the originally published rules were April Fool's jokes.

The ten officers was not. You are all still officers. The roster:

Here
Tailsfan101
LittleMissNyan
TheChiScientist
jaggie34
dxu46
Creationist127
Crimesolver
Longivitis
TheMysteriousMapMan

You will all start with one accusation, and since I'm feeling somewhat generous (before I kill you all), the number of incorrect accusations needed for me to win will be 13, not 10.

You will not be at threat of being banned for posting after being fired. You will still be fired - but you will be free to continue posting. You just won't have any power.

To clarify jaggie34's question: since each officer can only protect half a user (that was not an April Fool's joke), two officers must protect a single user in order for that person to have full protection. If only one officer protects, the user is still vulnerable. Only the officer that first casts a protect will be granted an accusation. The second officer who jumps in to complete the protect will not. No freeloading like that in my universe.

Well, this should be interesting. (plus someone finally lowered the kill req so the sassy can actually win! yay! - i've been somewhat hoping someone would do that cause otherwise the game's pretty one sided)
...also you should be more careful with your grammar man.
EDITS: I hate the April fools filter..

Personally I find it more enjoyable when it's one-sided

The point of my game is to make it as one-sided as I wish, you fools. Of course I want to win.

Let's get this "one-day" murder party started!

March 31, 11:58 p.m.

The officers are huddled around a police scanner. Indistinct chatter ensues.

"I wonder who it's gonna be..."
"I'm scared, what if they're coming after one of us?"
"I don't know. Given how this game is going so far, I hope they know what they're doing..."

The sirens then wailed. BEEEEP. BEEEEEEEEP. BEEEEEEEEEP.

"All hands on deck! All hands on deck! Suspicious person headed for House 100 on Street 31400, code 0501 and 49! We need to put this together and get him behind bars soon!"

Tailsfan101: "FINALLY! Let's see if we can save the victim before the sassy gets to them!"

-72 hrs-

[Crimesolver]

adding all the number for the house thing results in 32050. I searched it up and it says its the postal code for Middleburg, Florida.

[jaggie34]

adding all the number for the house thing results in 32050. I searched it up and it says its the postal code for Middleburg, Florida.

That's relatively close to river city science academy, but the zip code is a little different. One thing I noticed is the number of "E"s in each beep, it was 489

[Tailsfan101]

A Google search of "10031400050149" turns up "Tyson Food Services" pepperoni, for which the number is the exact UPC code of. A possible target may be pepperonipi.

[jaggie34]

A Google search of "10031400050149" turns up "Tyson Food Services" pepperoni, for which the number is the exact UPC code of. A possible target may be pepperonipi.

pepperonipi does go to my school so that could be a reasoning. also, no one of note joined on may 1st (0501) of any year.

EDIT: it does say we have to "put this all together"