Science Olympiad Quotes

[EastStroudsburg13]

have you studied yet 49ers?

how's that cheat sheet coming along 49ers?

Way to go 49ers! you broke the wind power blade and that cost us a medal!

-I take credit for this (except for costing him a medal, that was all 49ers and airplanesrule. I took no part in Wind Power.). Which is what happens when you don't start working until LATE FEBRUARY.

[tuftedtitmouse12]

"did you spill the acid (it was yellow)?"
"no! why would i do such a thing?"
"because you are still bitter that you did not get onto the team for state..."
"welll, i think you may be right..."
"so did you spill it?"
"noo..."
"then why is there some yellow stuff on your shirt?"
"ehh...HOW DID YOU KNOW?"
"i am in science crime busters...i study crimes...i know..."
"you were? i thought you were in meteorology..you know, with all this liquid stuff.."
"why the heck would meteorology use ACID??"

[2win]

"I'll give you my gold medal to bring home to your dad so you won't get in trouble" asians and our parents...

"Let's go commit suicide together" (me and a few friends from another team)

[TheWiseGirl]

All these quotes make me laugh.

"Slinky's are very addicting."

Teammate: "I'm taking you to Prom. And my hair. My hair deserves it's own seat too. And my ego, my character, my clothes, my style..."
Me: "What about your girlfriend? Where is she in all this?"
Teammate: "Oh, don't worry, she's coming to."
*I sigh and shake my head*

"Have you noticed that all famous archeologists are Irish?" (I think this is what he said, I don't remember exactly.)
"...trick question. There is no such thing as a famous archeologist."
*face palm*

"Go make me a sandwich."

"Do you have a cookie?"

Me: "Where is my shoe?"
Teammate points to ceiling.
Me: "...You put my shoe in the CEILING?!?!?!"

[disownedpear]

The day of regionals, my partner asks me "whats a road scholar"

[klutzy]

Over 9000
Jugular
Will there be Margarita Mix? (don't worry, no alcohol )
NO MY EGO'S BIGGER!!!!!!!!!
and many more I can not currently remember

[Frogger4907]

I really hope you were kidding, winner.

Would it be so bad if I said I was not?

I'd honestly be thrilled about girls throwing themselves at me. It's a pigeon of a lot easier than having to try to get their attention.

3 words...
For the Win.

[space scientist]

One day, I borrowed a calculator that was being used for Optics to calculate the center of pressure on a bottle rocket that I built, and the inequality that was in the calculator history was hilarious.

i>u true

Another funny quote that was said during Science Olympiad Practice was a joke: "History, its so yesterday."

I know that I have heard other funny things said during Science Olympiad, but I can't remember them right now.

Edit: I remembered some other quotes.
For bottle rockets at the state tournament, some event supervisors were setting up a tent. One quote related to that was: "How many Aggie (Texas A and M college is what 'Aggie' refers to) engineers does it take to set up a tent." Another was: "Should I get the competitors to come help you?", and a different quote related to the tent was: "You put the high part into the wind so that the cover gets blown away." I'm not entirely certain that I remembered the previous quote correctly, but I know that I remembered what happened correctly.

[Barker]

"Third in the nation at making up data!" -on experimental design

[WinWizard]

then another fellow sciolyian made up up a less serious one...something along the lines of this: "if anyone thinks that a sport has to be physical (or something like that) than the are most definitely, utterly, ____, and _____ naive (idk what goes in the blanks). if anyone thinks that SO is not a competition, they will find themselves being hunted down by science geeks at night."

science olympiad is physical with all of the sprinting to a study event across campus