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the last wolf decides to run after chuck noris makes another appearance.

but then the mad hatter and the queen of hearts start throwing razor sharp teacups at our heads.

so we use our ninja skills and dodge them and at the same time throw a pair of our own, but then they put Dark Sabre in the way

and kung fu panda bounces the cups and saucers off his belly.
Then the queen and the mad hatter send their deck of card soldiers after us.

so then chuck norris plays them in poker and wins by roundhouse kicking everyone's cards so he ends up winning


but then chuck really isnt chuck norris and then he pulls out a bomb and points to zz and says he gonna denotate in 15 secounds

I watch and laugh but then mutated flying squirrels jump in my general direction

we shot them with shotguns then i get attacked by alians

...but my buddy Bones McCoy always has a hypo (or 17) handy, and he knocks them all out in under 3 seconds
oh noes! he accidentally hypo'd himself, and now he's going crazy and attacking me! (please don't kill him )

i take a tazer rife and shot him in the head he experenses terible memory loss and is almost dead and has stoped casing Chia.
Now the decepticons attack

And I post to save the thread...and if I can save this, I can obviously save anything...So the decepticons run away.

But they run to Mars...and their weight threatens to crash Mars into Earth obliterating us all! [Obviously since I can save anything, I could save us...but I'm too tired from saving the thread ]

thank you
the halo form halo destroes mars
now eath is under a hune medeor shower