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Giraffes

What happens if you put a highlighter in the microwave?

I've never tried, but it would be the highlight of my day.

Which element has the highest electronegativity?

Francium

What is the orbital classification for Francium?

It orbits around France.

What is the scientific name of pork tapeworm?

Porcus I-will-eat-all-your-food-eus

How do you calculate redshift?

You use a ruler.

What is the most abundant protein in saliva?

Salivase

What is a change in acceleration called?

Accelechangeration

What is the term for a planet experiencing only day on one side and only night on the other?

Bipolar.

A psychiatrist named after this thing narrates a novel in which he abets the title character in his globetrotting spree of violent acts, culminating in the title character's imprisonment for murdering Rita. That novel is Moravagine by Blaise Cendrars. The "fairy tales" of this thing are mentioned in Tennyson's "Locksley Hall," which also describes how this thing "moves, but slowly slowly, creeping on from point to point." A Provencal phrase referring to poetry as a type of this thing inspired Thomas (*) Carlyle to coin a contrasting phrase. This thing has "dragged Diana from her car" and "driven the Hamadryad from the wood," according to a poem which says that it "alterest all things with thy peering eyes." For 10 points, name this thing which is called a "true daughter of Old Time" in a sonnet by Edgar Allan Poe.

Nah.

Why does olivine crystallize at a different temperature than quartz?