Save the person on top of you!

[cypressfalls Robert]

so I threaten to take away hockey and then they start kissing my feet and so does zz, but then they attack me with a billion hockey pucks coming my way

[duckiegirl2]

then chuck Norris blocks all the pucks and snaps their sticks!
But then robert is dangling off cypress falls...

[cypressfalls Robert]

then chuck Norris blocks all the pucks and snaps their sticks!
But then robert is dangling off cypress falls...

...nice

somehow superman rescues him, but then someone shoots him with a bullet made from kryptonite and they are both falling

[duckiegirl2]

then Chuck Norris swoops in again on a fighter plane and carries them both to safety at Waffle House.

But then all the waffles are really zombies and are trying to eat everyone in revenge!

[cypressfalls Robert]

so we throw chuck norris in the way and he explodes like the czar bomb and the death light is going to reach us at 299 792 458 m / s

[duckiegirl2]

and the world's smartest person disables the bomb

then Chuck Norris eats all the zombie waffles and gets food poisoning.

[zyzzyva980]

Sorry, I don't disable bombs. But I do give the antidote to Chuck Norris.

Unfortunately, the antidote turns him into a very angry, hungry monster.

[duckiegirl2]

And the monster eats the bomb which zz failed to disarm and the monster explodes into smithereens.

But then a pack or rabid wolves circle zz and eat his hockey trophy thing. Then they stare at him hungrily.

[cypressfalls Robert]

because of the shock zz surrenders himself but then the zombies go after duckiegirl

[zyzzyva980]

And keep staring, because I somehow killed them all without them knowing.

But then I realize that I didn't kill all of the wolves...

EDIT: didn't see cybert's post. sorry.