Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

[TwelveSquared]

...it has to do with the impossibly flat state of Kansas...

I feel the need to point out that Kansas is not 'impossibly flat.' Actually, It's only western kansas that is all that flat. The east is far more hilly.

[mrburrito]

Ok, sometimes if I don't check this thread for a day, nothing happens, but sometimes we add another page. You are all making me read too much.

[silverheart7]

I'm so sorry... Been super busy...

[Assassinator]

I cast my net out into the lake. Catching plenty of fish, I use the smaller ones as bait since they aren't quite as useful, and keep the bigger ones. After repeating this several times, I leave the shore and head up to the station. There, I fill out the fishing tax form. It asks for the net weight of fish I caught in pounds, which I provide, since it is an easy number to come by. Then, it asks for the total weight of all fish I caught, including ones that were thrown out or used as bait. Who keeps track of that? Outraged, I grab my knife. Instead of measuring the weight of everything I caught, I'll kill the disgusting thing.

[fozendog]

Interesting... I thought fishing went we're you bought a license, then it gives a limit on the number of fish you are allowed to keep.

[fozendog]

I'll accuse Littleboy cause there are no rules and #yoloswag

Edit: Right now it's 1:37 AM PST and the Sassy is online... West Coaster?

[mrburrito]

I would think the sassy would be hidden when they're online. And it sounds like the sassy is aiming for someone who's either a stickler for rules, or very annoying, and relates to fish.

[Littleboy]

I'll accuse Littleboy cause there are no rules and #yoloswag

Edit: Right now it's 1:37 AM PST and the Sassy is online... West Coaster?

I am not the assassinator. Try again at a later date and time.
But...since there is no rules...that must mean I can accuse. Right?
I accuse everyone. I win. Game over.

[TwelveSquared]

I wonder if this is actually a target clue. It seems almost as if it were an id clue...

[Skink]

Instead of measuring the weight of everything I caught, I'll kill the disgusting thing.

Make no mistake. This is a kill clue. And a pretty fishy one, at that...I am unsure how fish fit into any of this, but we could draw a very loose link between pounds and the many anglophiles here. It's a real stretch. Yeah, I got nothin'. At any rate, I'm not sure I understand the story. The Assassinator is filling out a tax form, then decides to kill the form? So, the target is paper?