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TAMW you're at a store, and the cashier, whom you've never met, asks, "Is your name [y/n]?" and you're like "Yes, why?" and they say, "That's my name too; I hadn't met anyone else with my name." (Actually happened.)
TAMW you don't finish your
TAMW you hear a blond telling dumb blond jokes (Actually happened.)

That awkward moment when a random guy interjects on your thread...

TAMW you tell everyone on Instagram that you want to kill Jessica Simpson for breaking Pete Wentz's heart and then realize that Ashlee Simpson was the one who divorced him, and then realize that you don't really like Pete Wentz because Andy Hurley is AHHHMAZING and that you ship Peterick too hard to keep Pete for yourself because that would just be gosh darn selfish.

TAMW you get shot by your wife, in front of your wife, who then proceeds to try to kill your wife, while your best friend is off to the side pregnant... with your wife.


If you get this, I love you.

TAMW you're laying on the floor listening to Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes by Fall Out Boy (yes, that's an actual song) and Andy's drum solo comes on and you try to air-drum it, but your dad walks into the room and thinks you're having a seizure because air drumming while laying down doesn't work very well.
True story bro.

Oh and, TAMW your parents say you can do whatever you want and you decide to go on scioly and comment on stupid threads. smh

That awkward moment when you walk in on your crush with her boyfriend. (And both of them know you like her)

That awkward moment when someone comes up to you thinking you were your sibling. Then later they talk to you and do not believe that you only have one other sibling because the still did not realize that the person the thought was your sibling really was you.

Dragon_Slayer wrote:TAMW you get shot by your wife, in front of your wife, who then proceeds to try to kill your wife, while your best friend is off to the side pregnant... with your wife.

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