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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 10th, 2014, 9:06 am
by LittleBlueDragon
314. Ride a tricycle/bicycle around the store, and crash into everything.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 10th, 2014, 9:21 am
by asthedeer
LittleBlueDragon wrote:314. Ride a tricycle/bicycle around the store, and crash into everything.
315. Dress up in all the clothes (or some), hat, mask, scarf, etc., etc., and run around the store bumping into people and screaming at the top of your lungs!
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: July 16th, 2014, 7:10 pm
by asthedeer
315. Build a WIDI in the aisle then when an employee tells you to take it down/cleans it up, say " Hey He hasn;t written it yet!"
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: October 4th, 2014, 4:46 pm
by themaker
316. grab a skateboard and start performing grinds of grocery shelves.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: January 11th, 2015, 2:28 pm
by samlan16
317. Get on the intercom and rickroll the store.
318. Go to the hardware section, get a can of paint, and remodel a playhouse in the toy section.
319. Hold a Bridges test in the produce section with the test rig elevated 5 ft off the ground and nothing underneath.
320. While playing the Pink Panther theme and wearing a trench coat, pick up every nonmetal, liquid, and metal allowed in Crime Busters and say that you are solving a mystery to anyone who asks.
321. Get on the intercom and Russian roll the store.
322. Play the DVD screensaver game on all 20 TVs in the electronics department. Bring popcorn.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: January 17th, 2015, 6:54 am
by mjmj77
323. Take all of the spaghetti out of their boxes, pile them up in a pile, and eat them, pretending to be a horse.
324. Open all the freezer doors to "air them out", while yodeling.
325. Go around shouting, "Target has better prices!"
326. Smash watermelons on the floor, screaming, "Fruity, I choose you!"
327. Stalk someone relentlessly.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: January 19th, 2015, 7:49 am
by Verdigris
328: In a similar vein to 325, parade up and down the soda aisle and announce that Publix is having a BOGO sale on all Coke products.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 8th, 2015, 3:57 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
These are numbered wrong... I went back and counted all of the ways listed because I have no life.
340.Repeat steps 1-339
341.Get hired as a cashier and give way too much change
342.Powerful electromagnet... Enough said
343.Get hired and demand money from every customer who walks by
344.Paint "Target selling everything for 344ยข" on the Walmart sign
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 8th, 2015, 4:01 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
345.Ask "Can you please kick me out?"
346.Say "Take me to your leader" while holding a high-tech gun
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 20th, 2015, 7:25 pm
by boomvroomshroom
336. Rip the tags off all the mattresses.
337. Switch around all the price tags.
338. Put a price tag on yourself and lay down on the checkout conveyor belt.
Also: probably won't get you kicked out, but a great way to get people to judge you. Note you have to be over 21 to play.
- Load up a shopping cart full of alcohol, and exactly one pack of diapers. When you get to checkout, pretend you don't have enough money, and after much deliberation, put the diapers back.