The Virtual Game- Game #1

[paleonaps]

You have failed. When the deer hear you, the males rush you and gore you. You lose a lot of blood, but Z the medic will be over there soon.
robodude hears snarling and ripping of flesh. He rounds a bend and sees some dark-colored Sabre-toothed cats eating. They turn and see him. What does he do?

[brobo]

I set my previously acquired puppy on them, who has by this time grown to be a huge dog. He quickly slaughters them all.

[paleonaps]

ignore this post.

[paleonaps]

OK, there were three dark sabre-toothed cats. Your puppy successfully rips out the throat of one, but another slashes its jugular. The two remaining ones attack and kill you.
You are now dead- please take your receipt.
Z is in the woods and sees blood leading to a stump, where kjhsscioly is curled in a ball. What does he do?

[zyzzyva980]

Always the medic, aren't I? I'll ponder my options. The game ends if I just kill kjhsscioly, right? (No offense to you, kjhsscioly)

[paleonaps]

Yes, and you would be winner.

[zyzzyva980]

"I'm sorry" I say. "Only one of us can make it off this island... and I want that to be me." (It is an island, right?)

I whistle to my giant eagle pal, who attacks the weak kjhsscioly and makes the kill. I stand by, waiting with my spear in case the eagle falls- unlikely as that seems.

I respectfully bury kjhsscioly as I did with ichaelm. (s)He had no choice in coming here either, and fought bravely to the end. Then, I fly off the island on my giant eagle, to go home at last.

[paleonaps]

CONGRATULATIONS TO ZYZZYVA98!!!!!
The next game will start....soon. It will be different, and more fair. Either me or zyzzyva98 will be moderator.

[zyzzyva980]

Sorry, kjhsscioly

[paleonaps]

Zyzzyva98 will be the next moderator.