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Granted, but now we belong to China due to the ammount of money we owe them.

I wish I had the solution to my friends problem, so long as it doesn't cause her to die or involve us together.

granted, but you would never be able to tell her the solution because you would become a mute.

i wish my cafeteria had better food

Granted, but when you eat it, you'd get indigestion.

I wish I could just skip trig.

granted, but then when u get to calc you wont understand a freaking thing
i wish RENT tickets were cheaper

Granted, but then everyone would buy them and you wouldn't get there in time because you were still screaming about how cheap they are.

I wish that Buffy the Vampire Slayer had infinate seasons!!! (Yes, I'm a Buffy addict...it isn't as creepy as everyone thinks it is. It's basically a soap opera with fangs. In fact, I'm watching it right now! Don't laugh biochemfreak!!!)

Granted, but because the writers couldn't come up with new material, the story line became so rediculous that you stopped watching it.

I wish I had a human sized hamster ball.

Granted, but the first time you used it, you would go flying off a cliff and die.

I wish that I had more time to work on my Fossils binder.

granted, have fun doing nothing but fossils




I wish my partner would be quiet

Granted, but you can't study without talking to your partner and are forced to talk by writing which drives you insane!

I wish that I could get a million dollars in a good way making this wish not corrupted.

Granted,you would get the money from your parents but then they go bankrupt



I wish that every five minutes someone(not me) would start snorting like a pig. *Snort, Snort*