Corrupt a Wish

[MorningCoffee]

granted, but now every single source of balsa wood and any nice wood has conveniently disappeared!

I wish that learning how to drive was less scary and difficult
(so I don't almost crash the car in a sam's club parking lot because I thought that cars worked how they do in Mario Kart. yes they WILL move if you put it in drive and your foot isn't on the gas and no i wasn't informed of this information back then)

[randomdogonapc]

Granted, but instead of achieving your wish as expected, driving has been uninvented!

I wish that I could survive solely off of Coca Cola without contracting type 2 diabetes

[pumptato-cat]

Granted, but now you must drink Coca Cola for the rest of your life. Nothing else. Oh god I'm cringing just thinking about it, that stuff's literal liquid sugar.

I wish that carbon fiber wasn't such a pain to glue...

MorningCoffee, I just took drivers ed and I feel your pain. Haven't even started driving and I'm absolutely terrified

[randomdogonapc]

coke for life sounds AMAZING what is wrong with you

Granted, but now it’s SO easy to glue that it’ll glue itself together without CA even being applied!

I wish that my sleep schedule would fix itself

[pumptato-cat]

All soda is nasty. This opinion is fact.

Granted, but now you don't have time to procrastinate AND get your work done! The only way to do that is to... sleep less!

I wish APUSH didn't exist..