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To be apart of the National Spelling bee finals.

What is the result of a larger pounds of thrust to pounds of weight ratio in aircraft?
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1:1

Who invented the first vaccine?
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Edward Jenner Bob Vaccino.

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Dumvirite, just with more focus on you

What happens if I turn myself into a black hole?
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There's no point in finishing your homework.


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Math.

How often does Halley's Comet appear?
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Never, Halley died in 1742, dead people can't own comets

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We would end up electrocuting ourselves on power lines.

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You study the appearances of crosses throughout history.

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By a mad cow punching another cow :D
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