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Granted, but you lose your sense of taste, so you derive no enjoyment from eating treats.

I wish all the votes in the election were counted already.

Granted, but because they rushed, they are inaccurate.
I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you always have strange dreams that force you to ponder on the state of the universe and prevent you from getting actual rest.
I wish I could find things in my bag.

Granted, now you just can never find you bag in the first place.

I wish the trig homeworks weren't so long.

You have no homework anymore, and you fail the class.
I wish pens never ran out of ink.

Granted, pens now use ink sticks and have to be kept wet in order to write, creating streaky lines, but ink sticks last for-frickin-ever. So, basically, you have an ink pencil. . .
I wish my room would stay clean/tidy after being re-organised.

Granted, your room now remains well-organized and spotless for eternity. Your parents still yell at you for having a messy room.
I wish my water bottle would stop flaking off on the inside and leaving weird pieces of metal at the bottom I have to pour out into the sink every day.

granted, but now its made out of cheap thin plastic that will decompose in a LONG time.
i wish my homework disappeared

Granted, your homework was taken by the V̴̪̤͎̬̘̙͍̲̱͉̈́̿̅̚ǫ̷͕̟̼̱̣̮͓̚ͅi̷̲̐͋͋̊̿̎̄̎̂̎͛̉̀͠d̶̺̬͇̋͘͜. Trouble is, the V̴̪̤͎̬̘̙͍̲̱͉̈́̿̅̚ǫ̷͕̟̼̱̣̮͓̚ͅi̷̲̐͋͋̊̿̎̄̎̂̎͛̉̀͠d̶̺̬͇̋͘͜ always gives something in return. Congratulations, you are now the proud caretaker of a tiny b̵̡̧͈̖̞͙̦̙͚͓̹̻̦͉͊̓͒̒̈́̓̀̀̽̇͒̓̆̊̐̎͆̕̚̕͝͝ȩ̷͓͈̺͉͚͎͇̯̱̠̂̌̽̔̉͛̀͆͝i̵͖̼̹̩̻̹̫̬̰̞̹̱̭͔͙͚̎̃̈͂̈́͋͋̑͜͝͠͝n̴̡̢̝̟̳͖̭̬̗̬̹̣̯̻͎͖͍͎̤̞̘͉̖̤̂̓̌͂̉̉͑̈́͛̄̽̏͜͝ǵ̸̨̛͎̬͓̞̱͇͖̰̎́̉͛̂̀͆͑̀̆̈̊̀̇́͛͂̽̑͛̅͐͆̆̇̈͘͘͠͝ (and a right hellion it is!) Plus, you get a zero on the assignment : \
I wish this human form was not so limiting.

Granted. Humans gain the ability to move things telekinetically, fly, and shoot lasers from their ankles. But you turn into a mouse.

I wish my Detector binder was finished.