Corrupt a Wish

[Creationist127]

Granted, but you lose your sense of taste, so you derive no enjoyment from eating treats.

I wish all the votes in the election were counted already.

[Fyren]

Granted, but because they rushed, they are inaccurate.
I wish I could sleep.

[twoplustwoisten]

Granted, but you always have strange dreams that force you to ponder on the state of the universe and prevent you from getting actual rest.
I wish I could find things in my bag.

[RiverWalker88]

Granted, now you just can never find you bag in the first place.

I wish the trig homeworks weren't so long.

[sneepity]

You have no homework anymore, and you fail the class.
I wish pens never ran out of ink.

[twoplustwoisten]

Granted, pens now use ink sticks and have to be kept wet in order to write, creating streaky lines, but ink sticks last for-frickin-ever. So, basically, you have an ink pencil. . .
I wish my room would stay clean/tidy after being re-organised.

[DragonTownEpic]

Granted, your room now remains well-organized and spotless for eternity. Your parents still yell at you for having a messy room.
I wish my water bottle would stop flaking off on the inside and leaving weird pieces of metal at the bottom I have to pour out into the sink every day.

[sneepity]

granted, but now its made out of cheap thin plastic that will decompose in a LONG time.
i wish my homework disappeared

[twoplustwoisten]

Granted, your homework was taken by the V̴̪̤͎̬̘̙͍̲̱͉̈́̿̅̚ǫ̷͕̟̼̱̣̮͓̚ͅi̷̲̐͋͋̊̿̎̄̎̂̎͛̉̀͠d̶̺̬͇̋͘͜. Trouble is, the V̴̪̤͎̬̘̙͍̲̱͉̈́̿̅̚ǫ̷͕̟̼̱̣̮͓̚ͅi̷̲̐͋͋̊̿̎̄̎̂̎͛̉̀͠d̶̺̬͇̋͘͜ always gives something in return. Congratulations, you are now the proud caretaker of a tiny b̵̡̧͈̖̞͙̦̙͚͓̹̻̦͉͊̓͒̒̈́̓̀̀̽̇͒̓̆̊̐̎͆̕̚̕͝͝ȩ̷͓͈̺͉͚͎͇̯̱̠̂̌̽̔̉͛̀͆͝i̵͖̼̹̩̻̹̫̬̰̞̹̱̭͔͙͚̎̃̈͂̈́͋͋̑͜͝͠͝n̴̡̢̝̟̳͖̭̬̗̬̹̣̯̻͎͖͍͎̤̞̘͉̖̤̂̓̌͂̉̉͑̈́͛̄̽̏͜͝ǵ̸̨̛͎̬͓̞̱͇͖̰̎́̉͛̂̀͆͑̀̆̈̊̀̇́͛͂̽̑͛̅͐͆̆̇̈͘͘͠͝ (and a right hellion it is!) Plus, you get a zero on the assignment : \
I wish this human form was not so limiting.

[Creationist127]

Granted. Humans gain the ability to move things telekinetically, fly, and shoot lasers from their ankles. But you turn into a mouse.

I wish my Detector binder was finished.