Corrupt a Wish

[kleinerPanzer]

Granted, they install malware that immediately crashes your computer. Oh wait, there’s no difference...

I wish online school was a more effective platform.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but it runs on Scratch.

I wish Game On would go away.

[Fyren]

Granted, but now it's replaced with Pentathlon: Toddler Edition.
I wish I could talk to my parents as they were when they were my age.

[Giantpants]

Granted, but they are really different in terms of interests, opinions, and lifestyles bc life was very different back then, and you guys don't get along D:

I wish I could control the rate at which time passes!

[sneepity]

Granted, but you can only speed it up for 10 secs >:)
I wish people wore masks and corona didnt spike again

[twoplustwoisten]

Granted, but the masks become sentient and start devouring people, therefore destroying most of the human population along with limiting CoViD spread.
I wish my glasses would stay clean.

[kleinerPanzer]

Granted, your newly-broken glasses are now dirt-free!

I wish my right eye's vision just as good as my left eye's.

[Booknerd]

Granted, congratulations you are now blind in both eyes.

I wish the wind wasn't so fierce today.

[Things2do]

Granted, it is now -200 degrees Fahrenheit, both inside and outside, but otherwise a nice day, partly cloudy with a slight breeze.

I wish someone would give me a Saleen S7 Le Mans, free of charge and with no strings attached.

[twoplustwoisten]

Granted, instead there are inexplicably attached, irremovable spikes all over it, inside and out.
I wish I didn't get hungry anymore.