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Why is it so hard to see any stars here in Illinois?

cuz godzilla ate them

why was there a cork on the fork?

it was a corkyforky

Why am I so bored on Spring break?

Cuz I say so.




Why must my bus driver love conservative talk radio?

Because he's a noob.
Why am I posting on this thread?

you are a noob
I am not a noob so why am i posting here?

cuz you'll always be a noob at heart

why do people keep asking odd questions?

You forgot that this is the website of science olympians. We all have unusual minds.

If a tow truck broke down in the middle of a street, would another tow have to come and tow the broken tow truck

No a semi would come down the hill (there is a hill right) at full speed and push it off the road and into the junkyard (if there is not one nearby there will have to be one there because of the damage caused) where both will be sold for scrap.

Why was that a long answer to a stupid question?

It was a short question to a long answer.

What is the best event in Science Olympiad?