The Virtual Game- Game #1

[brobo]

I, being very resourceful, whip up a quick Rube-Goldberg type device that catches the camels and hosts them up. I then run and hide. A few hours later, I come back to see that it worked. I don't know what spooked them, but I now have a very large supply of food and water (the humps, remember?).

[paleonaps]

This is the Stone Age. I believe I said to keep it somewhat believable. Do that.
And you can't extract water from a camel's hump.

[zyzzyva980]

You fail to get out of there, she spots you, and wants to stay with you. She's starving to death. Will you help her?

She catches me trying to get away. "Vot are you doing?" she asks in a Russian accent.
"Um... hi" I say sheepishly, not meeting her eyes.
"You... stay vith me. You're ze only vun I've ever vanted."
At this point, I'm backing up, looking for an escape route... nothing. Then...
"Vait. Who are you? You're not Alex Trebek!" she says, suddenly turning angry.
"Uh... no. I'm afraid I'm not."
(at this point, she slaps me)
"OW! Hey, what was that for?"
"There's only vun person for me. I shall vind him."
I look down and I see a device in her hand. It's a Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic. And it shows that a spaceship is nearby.
"I vas stranded here earlier vis week."
(A spaceship resembling a limo lands)
"Vis is my ride. Varewell!"
"What?"
She gets into the spaceship and speeds off.

Thoroughly confused at this point, I stand there for a moment, then walk away, shaking my head.

[paleonaps]

You successfully back away.

[brobo]

Lol I like it zyzzyva...

Anyways, my device was made out of sticks, stones, and vines. And so I only got food, no water.

[zyzzyva980]

You successfully back away.

I was worried about what would happen if I failed.

[paleonaps]

Lol I like it zyzzyva...

Anyways, my device was made out of sticks, stones, and vines. And so I only got food, no water.

Good job, you get a bunch of food.

[paleonaps]

Forgot to post this:
kjhsscioly hears cracking sounds. She investigates and comes upon a herd of deer. They approach her. What does she do?

[kjhsscioly]

i whip out my hastily crafted bow and manage to shoot a few down. I now have large stockpiles of food.

[kjhsscioly]

i whip out my hastily crafted bow and manage to shoot a few down. I now have large stockpiles of food.