Scioly Assassination 47: Join the Dark Side

[amerikestrel]

I protect me.
Someone protect amerikestreil. When they say "it", I think "bird". Might just be me though.
Thank you thank you thank you assassin.

Uh... no comment.

Edit: and you spelled my name wrong.

[sewforlife]

I protect me.
Someone protect amerikestreil. When they say "it", I think "bird". Might just be me though.
Thank you thank you thank you assassin.

wow. (s)he is referring to prey..

[brobo]

It's been 4 days, so we all get fresh protects.
I say we all protect random people, unless you are one of those slow people that hasn't made the first protect yet.
I protect tehkubix, just because I want to and still have no clue about the clue (no pun intended)

[croman74]

you shouldn't get new protects because the assassin posted, but was nice and gave you guys a chance.

[Assassinator]

It has not been four days, and as such you do not get new protects.

If all protects have been made and 4 days have passed since then the officers are all allowed one additional protect

But you have spooked me into killing my victim.

Starpug is now dead. I called him, told him Dancing with the Stars has been canceled, and he committed suicide with a paper clip, a zune, three magnets, a pair of computer speakers, and a bottle of Dr. Pepper (you don't want to know).

As for my clue, you, as the impulsive fools you are, failed to try Yiddish. Pass it through, and you get 'Ilxpvgh zhgilmlnb hlvz'. Decode this through an atbash cipher and you get 'rockets astronomy soea'. 'Soda' was lost through translation into 'soea', but those three things appear, in that order, in starpug's signature.

[amerikestrel]

As for my clue, you, as the impulsive fools you are, failed to try Yiddish. Pass it through, and you get 'Ilxpvgh zhgilmlnb hlvz'. Decode this through an atbash cipher and you get 'rockets astronomy soea'. 'Soda' was lost through translation into 'soea', but those three things appear, in that order, in starpug's signature.[/i]

I actually did try Yiddish, but I just thought it was nonsense... dang.

I don't like these clues. It seems as if there's not enough information to solve them without randomly guessing. How were we supposed to know to use the atbash cipher?

Oh, and do we have the next clue?

[amerikestrel]

Ok, I just had a random idea.

I accuse sciolykid101 because he comes up when you search for either "star wars" or "zune".

This is just a random guess by the way, so it's probably wrong.

[fmtiger124]

hey guys, one random thing and then the messing with the rules will stop. That thing is supposed to read 3 days not 4 (typo), if you look back at the other ones 3 days was always used rather than 4.

[chlorine kills]

Yiddish I should have known after Hebrew didn't work

[gneissisnice]

As for my clue, you, as the impulsive fools you are, failed to try Yiddish. Pass it through, and you get 'Ilxpvgh zhgilmlnb hlvz'. Decode this through an atbash cipher and you get 'rockets astronomy soea'. 'Soda' was lost through translation into 'soea', but those three things appear, in that order, in starpug's signature.[/i]

I actually did try Yiddish, but I just thought it was nonsense... dang.

I don't like these clues. It seems as if there's not enough information to solve them without randomly guessing. How were we supposed to know to use the atbash cipher?

Oh, and do we have the next clue?

Well, I looked up the Atbash cipher, and it apparently originated in the Hebrew alphabet, so it wasn't that much of a stretch to figure it out, since the clue was in a Hewbrewic language (yes, I know that's not a word, but I couldnt think of a better way to say it).