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granted, but you couldnt do anything in the extra time that was added to the day

i wish they had more smilies

Granted, but then every comment you say would be so morbid and dark that you would never have a chance to use the new smilies without looking very creepy.
I wish my computer would open PDF files.

granted, everytime your computer would open a PDF file it would crash

i wish christmas came more then once a year

granted but every one would get sick of the holiday and would blow up the north pole
I wish i could get 100% on exper on Through the Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero III

granted, but then your guitar would brust into flames

i wish michagan can have a better season

Granted, but then you'd live in Alaska (with Sarah Palin).

I wish I could get good grades (100%) on all my tests.

granted, but then u would feel no real achievment after a while, and ur life would be a hollow sham. with cracking good marks.
i wish americans wouldn't talk with a weird accent

granted, but everyone else would talk with a weird accent and we would be singled as outcasts

i wish i could go to timesquare for the ball drop on new year's eve

Granted but then it would snap in two and a piece would land on you.
I wish the lions could have a winning season and go to the super bowl next year

Granted, but the other teams would all drop out of the NFL, start their own league, and the NFL would go bankrupt.

I wish our economy wasn't down the drain.