Corrupt a Wish

[Creationist127]

Granted, you now have to finish it all by the end of class.

I wish the 2021 rules were out.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but only because they're doing rules replay for a third year.

I wish California weather weren't crazy right now.

[sneepity]

granted, but it gets worse after 1 second
i wish my throat didnt feel like like it was rubbed by sandpaper

[sneepity]

Granted, now it feels like it was rubbed by a chainsaw.

I wish people could do a decent job of formatting an assignment in Google Docs.

[Booknerd]

Granted, now people are formatting documents with Wingdings.

I wish people had a greater appreciation for Arial and Arial Narrow

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but they all default to Comic Sans now.

I wish people would follow social distancing and quarantine guidelines.

[Creationist127]

Granted, but they keep following them for all time, slowly forgetting life before the coronavirus.

I wish more people used Linux instead of Windows.

[RiverWalker88]

Granted, but now the entire point of linux vanishes and it loses it's open-source freeness and goes to Microsoft to keep developing it (idk, this was a difficult one to corrupt).
But really, same. Linux>>>>>>

I wish Google Meet wasn't so heavy on bandwidth so I could actually go to class without having to worry about spontaneously vanishing in the middle.

[Fyren]

Granted, but because of the poor administration you now have to use Zoom which has equally heavy bandwidth as Google Meets before.
I wish my stuffed duck was a real duck.

[Creationist127]

Granted, but now it asks you for grapes every time you make lemonade.

I wish everyone doing school would do in-person school, instead of half doing e-learning.