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The same way a physically appealing person saying a pick up line does. It's all in attraction.

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Because if you eat it, you'll get a really bad atomic ache.


What is the Plank length?
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the length of a wooden plank

what's the colors in order of wavelength
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me-myself_i wrote:the length of a wooden plank

what's the colors in order of wavelength
It's a double rainbow!

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This one!

Triangle
C........s
o.........t
n.......a
g......t
r......e
u....m
e...e
n..n
c.t
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Let's try this:
What is the definition of a limerick?
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Thread revival!

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Sauerkraut and ranch sandwiches. Avalanches include destructive snow. Trade show enterprises.

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Stealing corn.

Chateau-Thierry, France was a famous battlefield for what war?
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The French war of words.

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A mini condor.

What disease does Tinea pedis cause?
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