Corrupt a Wish

[Umaroth]

Granted, but now your wish will never win any elected positions

I wish light didn't feel warm

[HugoTroop]

Granted, light instantly freezes anything it strikes

I wish dust didn’t accumulate on things

[RiverWalker88]

Granted, now it stays in the air forever making it hard to breathe safely without a mask.

I wish it snowed here in winter.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, the snow is sooty, dirty, and disgusting. its a fire nation raid!

I wish that i didn’t bite my tongue so often (by accident)

[SilverBreeze]

Granted...
*brief pause*
Now you're sad again.

It was worth it.


Granted, but your tongue and teeth switch places.

I wish the post editing period was longer than 3 minutes.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, but your tongue and teeth switch places.

thanks i hate that mental image


Granted, but any and all edits must go through a long and tedious approval process with the mods

I wish i could remember more of my dreams

[sneepity]

granted, but all of them are horrible nightmares
i wish the day could be longer
oh nvm liz already said this
i wish the schools dont open

[Fyren]

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[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but everyone tries out for Anatomy and Physiology and all the other events have almost no one.

I wish people would stop eating my food.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, they steal it and do whatever they like except eat it

I wish i had the motivation to clean my room