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Granted, but now I was forced to wake up at 6:30 AM to go to swim practice on my period while I have jet lag and you will have to live with the pain that you caused me

I wish I wasn't jet lagged

sure, but now you cant eat the cake your gf baked you D: T>T :0000
its okay lizzy. i cant eat it for you

i wish it would rain everyday, but i could go outside and not get soaked

granted, but now you can't say that [name redacted] is my gf >:00000

i wish that IHateClouds didnt ship me with like 10 people at once -_-

granted, but now your with all those ten people at once

i wish lizzy ewwphysics loved me T>T

granted, but now no one else loves you (including my "gf")
just to be clear for anyone who doesnt know my name is not lizzy

I wish I didn't have to cook my gyoza and i could just eat them without cooking them

Granted but you get salmonella and die, karma for your username.

I wish these two Bala girls didn't have usernames that insult my events

Granted, now your events are WIDI, Game On, and ExpDesign. You no longer compete in DyPlan, Detector, GeoMaps, Machines, Circuit, and Code.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

Granted, days are now 36 hours long but hours are only 40 minutes long.

I wish my team was more competitive in scioly

Granted, but then Nats gets canceled.

I wish I weren't sad right now.

Granted...
*brief pause*
Now you're sad again.

I wish for this wish to be incorruptible.