Corrupt a Wish

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but then you can't tell when you're sleep-deprived while still suffering the negative effects.


I wish people would wear a mask properly.

[HugoTroop]

granted, but they aren’t the kind that are effective at preventing the spread of the virus

I wish that the wiki was more standardized across the board

[RiverWalker88]

Granted, but now all pages are very badly formatted and contain the exact same information.

I wish that dual credit didn't have so many hoops to jump through.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but now AP costs a fortune. (oh, wait... it already does)

I wish I would stop getting nosebleeds.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, you no longer have a nose

I wish my room was cooler at night

[Fyren]

Granted, but now your room teleports to the Arctic every night and stays there until the sun rises there.

I wish I could have a lemon.

[Booknerd]

Granted, but you have developed a severe allergy to the lemon that if you touch the lemon, you can no longer breathe properly.

I wish I could be an avocado plant.

[Andishishe]

Granted but no one will water you and you never grow
I wish I was even more awesome than I am now.

[HugoTroop]

Granted, but suddenly, awesomeness is no longer a valued trait in society

I wish i could fall asleep on a moment’s notice

[Booknerd]

Granted, but now you can't wake up (0.0)

I wish it didn't rain today.