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None; coffee is enough for anyone.

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To waste time playing cool math games

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jonboyage wrote:To waste time playing cool math games

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To be number one.

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appleshake123 wrote:
jonboyage wrote:To waste time playing cool math games

Why is light faster than anything else?
To be number one.

What is the easiest way to lift a boulder?
By using your hands

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worms dig, hole forms.

What is the mesoshere composed of?
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The mesosphere is a Mesopotamian sphere. It's a really old sphere. This sphere is a spherical sphere.

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jonboyage wrote:The mesosphere is a Mesopotamian sphere. It's a really old sphere. This sphere is a spherical sphere.

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In order to promote underage drinking.

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so the school system can control our minds

how heavy is a standard piece of notebook paper?
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as light as a standard piece of paper

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