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"Uh, hi. Can I have a cheese burger without the burger?"(At a McDonalds on the way to an invitational, he was a vegetarian)
"Why do you have to be such an Aquitard?!"
"You Aquitird!"
"Our Treb is firing too far."

The Architect wrote:"Our Treb is firing too far."

^ Pure win right there.

2win wrote:B Team member: "What? We need a turbine for physical science lab?"
B Team member doing Shock Value: "What is this thingymajig?" (pointing to a voltmeter)

What confounds me in that is that a person in Shock Value wouldn't know what a voltmeter looks like, but I was on the b team and in Shock Value when that happened (In other words, there is a slight chance that the quote could refer to me.).

One neat quote that one person said was, "The world is held together with adhesives, literally."

(While we were passing the time with a tackle football game XD)

"Okay, here's something you won't hear at a football game."
'Oh no! I can't feel my legs!'
'Maybe because you have no arms?'

XD

-- "stop shaping balsa wood sticks and jabbing each other, VILENCE IS UNACCEPTABLE" --me

-----this year jv kid in ornithology during a practicums test " if u put a color, body part, and warbler in your answer it will be corect"

-----at the state opening last year year we wore lab coats n kick me signs...... the team behind us, whom we had annihilated at reginals were actualy kicking us....."i think they hate us

--- i was in food science last yr n we made forturne cookies, need i say more?

Coach: "Agh I don't know what's going on, they forgot the meter stick and we have one kid who looks like she's about to die in the corner."

Me: "... you know I can hear you, right?"


States 2011

"Hi, can I have a steak burger without the bun?" (@ steak & shake: someone who's allergic to wheat)

"Tim, you cannot turn clouds into mountains by popular vote!"
"But this is America!"

(Bob is a person doing ornithology for the first year while this is my second)
Me: *points to a duck* Ok bob, tell me what this is
Bob:Its a peregrine falcon!
me: no...no quite...this is a wood duck. Ok, tell me what this is *points to a swan*
Bob: ITS A PEREGRINE FALCON!
me: uh, sorry, but no. now tell me what this is *points to an owl*
Bob: THIS IS THE PEREGRINE FALCON. I WILL NOT GET THIS WRONG OR ELSE I WILL KILL MYSELF
me: erm, sorry...this is a barn owl.

(this goes on for the whole 2 hours, we went through all 184 birds, and the last one was a peregrine falcon)

Me: ok bob, this is the LAST bird, NOW what do you think this is?
Bob: a carrot?
me:remember, a BIRD...
bob: erm, a rubber ducky?
me:no, this is a PEREGRINE FALCON!
bob: but i thought that peregrine falcons were made out of plastic!

During ProMod:
Me: "What's the difference between an adenovirus and a retrovirus?"
Partner: "They're spelled differently?"
Me: "..."

On the bus to States, when the middle schoolers are being loud and annoying:
Teammate: "Middle schoolers, I have had 2 hours of sleep. I can and will eat you."