Save the person on top of you!

[winneratlife]

Just then an asteroid hits the other spaceship, causing it to explode violently in a way you'd expect to see in movies but never in real life. But then another asteroid is heading straight toward us, and the laser beams have damaged our engines!

So I jump out of the ship and onto the asteroid to shift the balance and send it in another direction...

So now I am stranded on an asteroid, floating through space, and suffocating with no air anywhere for miles!

[Epicfail]

thats a pleasant sensation

[yyy4401]

i call in the Dawn (halo 3) and pick you up then i get attacked by the covenent(halo)

[cypressfalls Robert]

I pull out my sniper rifle and do a kill-lucha killing spree but then the guy from grand theft auto shoots his rocket launcher at me

[yyy4401]

whith my skilz at throwing granades i take a fire bomb and hit the missle in my air but now im on fire

[zyzzyva980]

So I bring in a fire extinguisher. (It was either that or force you to stop, drop, and roll)

Except it was filled with a deadly chemical and now we're all in danger (stop, drop, and roll would have worked better. Live and learn.)

EDIT: And yyy's still on fire...

[winneratlife]

I bring in a fire extinguisher. (It was either that or force you to stop, drop, and roll)

Except it was filled with a deadly chemical and now we're all in danger (stop, drop, and roll would have worked better. Live and learn.)

Oh wait! My chemical reacts with zz's to precipitate into harmless salt!

But the salt has blocked the door, and now we're trapped...

[yyy4401]

thank god for spartan lazers i blow a hole on the door wich cases an air leak

[zyzzyva980]

Since winneratlife obviously used Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V, to make his post, I just hit Ctrl + Z a few times and see where we end up... (completely ignoring yyy's post because he posted it at the same time as me... sorry yyy4401!)

but now chuck norris feels the need to karate chop something, and im in his way!

[yyy4401]

i put brithny spears in the way now u i have and angry mob of brithny spears fan trying to kill me