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255. Spin wildly down all the aisles screaming "NINJA GO!"

256. Take a bunch of pots and pans and woo random people with your skillful cookware musicality.
257. Glomp a random person and whisper, "I'm being followed. Protect me." Be overdramatic.

257. Put a picture of Giygas everywhere in the store and turn on the creepy music

258. Go around throwing clothes at people

It's weird cuz most of these won't actually get you kicked out of walmart

eta150 wrote:
48. Hide in the middle of the circular clothing racks, and whisper "pick me" whenever anyone reaches in

This WILL get you kicked out (did it, and now I can't get within 50 metres of my local WALMART)

That's too bad, I'd love to try that sometime...

259. Take the giant bouncy balls they have, throw them at people like they're Pokemon, and yell "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL"

fozendog wrote:37. Run into the store and ask someone what year it is then scream "IT WORKED!!!!!!!". Continue to run around the store looking fascinated by all the simple things like water and clothes.

I've done that a little bit ago.... I'm still here!

260. find a yardstick and pretend to do sword practice with it
261. hand out a plastic sword to a random person and tell him/her "You are our only chance.Make it count." then just silently slip away.

262. Lock yourself in the video game cabnet
263. Hop around the store on a pogo stick while yelling like a hyena
264. Drop kick a display over
265. Go around giving people people 1up mushrooms and saying "get a life"
266. Start playing trombone in the highest register, out of tune
267. Hide in a suitcase and scare people when they try to buy it
268. Get a job at Target and walk in with your unifom on
269. Dress up as Sam Walden and critque the store
270. Start yelling out random airport codes over the intercomm
271. Act out Romeo and Juliet in the grocery section
272. Organize a wrestling tournament in the store
273. Sit on the self checkout scanner and try to scan yourself
274. Hide in a dollhouse and scare whoever passes
275. Run into a display and cause a domino effect
276. Dress up as an elf yelling "Dad?"
277. Stand in the middle of the automatic doors so the heating bill goes through the roof
278. Eat dog food while walking around the store
279. Tackle a santa and yell "you're not santa!!"
280. Run around the store as Link and start slashing at people with a plastic master sword.
281. Act like a dog/cat and have somebody walk you in on a leash
282. Take Ketchup pour it on your head and say a display hit you, also threaten to sue
283. Ask the Chashier were they got thier college degree
284. Talk to a cardboard cut out of a person

mnstrviola wrote:50. Make a store in your garage selling things like video games for 10 cents. Print an ad and then show it to Walmart and insist that they beat your price.

Ha thats funny!!!