slap the keyboard

[HappySciencePie]

Zebras say, "Don't go hugging random ferrets!" Except on me; I consult quivering weasels ending giggly fools.

...Now I wanna go hug a random ferret D:

@thebeast: Silly-willy, I LOVE hugs :3
Would you like one?

sgthhalrthalbngrlij
MMBWAHAHAHAAAA.

[chia]

sgthhalrthalbngrlij

Since giraffes take hats heartily, almost lethally ripping toboggans, heating albacore lollipops brings nefarious grape rolls light, imaginary juice.

asoeghserurpoixgaerbm

...whoops, i just realized i answered my own slap the keyboard by accident before. *facepalm*

[chia]

...but now i'm going to do it on purpose, just so that this thread gets up to the top of the list again. it's fun

asoeghserurpoixgaerbm

A sensitive octopus eats giraffes, hungry serpents, erupting racoons, unruly ravishing porcupines, octagonal impish xylophonists, gelatin, and environmentally reasonable blue monkeys.

uiodtgrtvsoe

[sciolygirly]

uiodtgrtvsoe

under in open door today got ready to visit stephanie oh entertaining!
eqryoerwc

[sewforlife]

eqryoerwc

Equally queer rats yodel over ears randomly with chalk...!

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[gneissisnice]

An elvish lad found Jimmy swimming wondrously, flying, kicking, leaping! in keen motion; virtually, just gliding. (poetic, no?)

ozixchboaqsidn

[sewforlife]

An elvish lad found Jimmy swimming wondrously, flying, kicking, leaping! in keen motion; virtually, just gliding. (poetic, no?)

ozixchboaqsidn

good job. yes, very poetic.

[fmtiger124]

ozixchboaqsidn

Odie zoomed into xylophone castle. He began ordering a qucik insolent dude now

whndgoiubawrougb

[blue cobra]

whndgoiubawrougb

who has not done good over/in/under bad areas where rats obey under ground bats

This isn't exactly a slap, but let's see what people can do:

eeeeeeeeeeee

[EastStroudsburg13]

Every elemetary elephant, even elder examples, elegantly eat evil elk elbows everyday.

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