Scioly Assassination 151: █████████████

[EwwPhysics]

Maybe target is someone part of the ento cult? or does ID events. other than that, I have no idea how to interpret this clue.

[Efesa]

Maybe target is someone part of the ento cult? or does ID events. other than that, I have no idea how to interpret this clue.

The mention of "math isn't my strongest subject." seems to directly contradict the entire clue, which is word-based. All the sentences that start with "My target..." seem so awkwardly phrased, so if there's any math, it probably goes there. That, and those sentences are kinda wack by themselves

[Efesa]

Maybe target is someone part of the ento cult? or does ID events. other than that, I have no idea how to interpret this clue.

The mention of "math isn't my strongest subject." seems to directly contradict the entire clue, which is word-based. All the sentences that start with "My target..." seem so awkwardly phrased, so if there's any math, it probably goes there. That, and those sentences are kinda wack by themselves

"since math isn't my strongest subject" = 19,13,9,13,19,19 which added together equals 83. Maybe that can be used as a clue?

[Creationist127]

Okay, time for today's clue. It's still somewhat low effort but it may be effective at stumping you. I should've spent the weekend drafting more clues, but instead I wasted it.

My target drinks large boats in small mouthfuls. It's really puzzling how they manage it, perhaps the aren't actual boats and more like miniatures or something. I guess even then, that would be impressive.
My target has an opening in their face like Lepidoptera. Insects are pretty wack, so I'd imagine this person... well, I won't go there. Still interesting though...
My target uses musical voice to transgress divine law. Now I don't know about you, but this sounds like the mentality 'Boomers' approached Rock and Roll with. You know, how they were saying it was the work of Satan and whatnot.
My target yells to close things off. I hope this isn't referring to relationships or conversations, that would be really bad.

I'm really tired right now, I should get some sleep. I'll let you all figure out who needs to do what and hopefully in two days' time, you still won't have figured it out. I suspect you will, though, since math isn't my strongest subject.

Lepidoptera is butterflies and moths. Probably ento. Wait a second...
Sips ships?
Moth mouth?
Sings sins?
Shout shut?
The first word loses or gains one letter to turn into the second word... HUGO
I protect HugoTroop.

[Assassinator]

Bah! Humbug! You've solved it.

It seems wordplay Just won't work these days. Oh, what's the harm in trying Again? Take chances. You won't succeed if you don't make an attempt.

Although, I suppose I have failed multiple times already. I'm not exactly good with words, as you all may have noticed. Making mistakes is my specialty. You won't find anyone more incompetent than me.

It seems like it's almost lunch time. A bit early, I'll admit, but I'm feeling hungry already. I don't have a whole lot to Choose from, though, and I'm not motivated to go outside. Shredded cheese it is.

Hmm. It seems Google Docs crashed while writing this clue. Not really surprised, though.

Ah dang, I've spilled some of the cheese all over me. So messy.

Alright, now that Google Docs has loaded back up, I need to finish writing this clue. I should probably clean up the formatting while I'm at it. It's a complete disaster. When did this Comic Sans show up??

I should stop picking this scab before it starts to bleed again. It's such a bad habit of mine. Just a few days ago I - you know what, I'll skip this part. Best Keep that to myself.

At this point you can tell that I'm just rambling on to include more text to embed the clue into. In fact, I'm Sure you've already caught on to the very obvious capitalization differences.

Strawberries. They're cool, I guess. Not much else I have to say about them.

I suppose it's almost time to head Out. I've spent enough time extending this clue just to get all the letters in. Until Next time. Maybe then I'll have one more kill.

[Efesa]

Bah! Humbug! You've solved it.

It seems wordplay Just won't work these days. Oh, what's the harm in trying Again? Take chances. You won't succeed if you don't make an attempt.

Although, I suppose I have failed multiple times already. I'm not exactly good with words, as you all may have noticed. Making mistakes is my specialty. You won't find anyone more incompetent than me.

It seems like it's almost lunch time. A bit early, I'll admit, but I'm feeling hungry already. I don't have a whole lot to Choose from, though, and I'm not motivated to go outside. Shredded cheese it is.

Hmm. It seems Google Docs crashed while Writing this clue. Not really surprised, though.

Ah dang, I've spilled some of the cheese all over me. So messy.

Alright, now that Google Docs has loaded back up, I need to finish writing this clue. I should probably clean up the formatting while I'm at it. It's a complete disaster. When did this Comic Sans show up??

I should stop picking this scab before it starts to bleed again. It's such a bad habit of mine. Just a few days ago I - you know what, I'll skip this part. Best Keep that to myself.

At this point you can tell that I'm just rambling on to include more text to embed the clue into. In fact, I'm Sure you've already caught on to the very obvious capitalization differences.

Strawberries. They're cool, I guess. Not much else I have to say about them.

I suppose it's almost time to head Out. I've spent enough time extending this clue just to get all the letters in. Until Next time. Maybe then I'll have one more kill.

ACWKON

[Creationist127]

Bah! Humbug! You've solved it.

It seems wordplay Just won't work these days. Oh, what's the harm in trying Again? Take chances. You won't succeed if you don't make an attempt.

Although, I suppose I have failed multiple times already. I'm not exactly good with words, as you all may have noticed. Making mistakes is my specialty. You won't find anyone more incompetent than me.

It seems like it's almost lunch time. A bit early, I'll admit, but I'm feeling hungry already. I don't have a whole lot to Choose from, though, and I'm not motivated to go outside. Shredded cheese it is.

Hmm. It seems Google Docs crashed while Writing this clue. Not really surprised, though.

Ah dang, I've spilled some of the cheese all over me. So messy.

Alright, now that Google Docs has loaded back up, I need to finish writing this clue. I should probably clean up the formatting while I'm at it. It's a complete disaster. When did this Comic Sans show up??

I should stop picking this scab before it starts to bleed again. It's such a bad habit of mine. Just a few days ago I - you know what, I'll skip this part. Best Keep that to myself.

At this point you can tell that I'm just rambling on to include more text to embed the clue into. In fact, I'm Sure you've already caught on to the very obvious capitalization differences.

Strawberries. They're cool, I guess. Not much else I have to say about them.

I suppose it's almost time to head Out. I've spent enough time extending this clue just to get all the letters in. Until Next time. Maybe then I'll have one more kill.

Magic School Bus much?
At any rate, irregular caps: "JACWKSON"
All the caps but pronoun I: "BHYIJOATYAMYIACSHIGDWNASAGDICSIJBKASSTNOUNM"
Uh... probably "Jacwkson". Is that supposed to be "Jackson"? Is that a name? A school name? Hmm...
I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to list all the caps in the whole message, but I do notice such things as "NASA", "Kass", and "noun" embedded within.
EDIT: Sig is "did the germans fake an american moon landing?"

[Assassinator]

Bah! Humbug! You've solved it.

It seems wordplay Just won't work these days. Oh, what's the harm in trying Again? Take chances. You won't succeed if you don't make an attempt.

Although, I suppose I have failed multiple times already. I'm not exactly good with words, as you all may have noticed. Making mistakes is my specialty. You won't find anyone more incompetent than me.

It seems like it's almost lunch time. A bit early, I'll admit, but I'm feeling hungry already. I don't have a whole lot to Choose from, though, and I'm not motivated to go outside. Shredded cheese it is.

Hmm. It seems Google Docs crashed while Writing this clue. Not really surprised, though.

Ah dang, I've spilled some of the cheese all over me. So messy.

Alright, now that Google Docs has loaded back up, I need to finish writing this clue. I should probably clean up the formatting while I'm at it. It's a complete disaster. When did this Comic Sans show up??

I should stop picking this scab before it starts to bleed again. It's such a bad habit of mine. Just a few days ago I - you know what, I'll skip this part. Best Keep that to myself.

At this point you can tell that I'm just rambling on to include more text to embed the clue into. In fact, I'm Sure you've already caught on to the very obvious capitalization differences.

Strawberries. They're cool, I guess. Not much else I have to say about them.

I suppose it's almost time to head Out. I've spent enough time extending this clue just to get all the letters in. Until Next time. Maybe then I'll have one more kill.

Magic School Bus much?
At any rate, irregular caps: "JACWKSON"
All the caps but pronoun I: "BHYIJOATYAMYIACSHIGDWNASAGDICSIJBKASSTNOUNM"
Uh... probably "Jacwkson". Is that supposed to be "Jackson"? Is that a name? A school name? Hmm...
I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to list all the caps in the whole message, but I do notice such things as "NASA", "Kass", and "noun" embedded within.
EDIT: Sig is "did the germans fake an american moon landing?"

My mistake, it should read "JACKSON". The W was leftover from an older version of the clue. Fixed now.

[Efesa]

Bah! Humbug! You've solved it.

It seems wordplay Just won't work these days. Oh, what's the harm in trying Again? Take chances. You won't succeed if you don't make an attempt.

Although, I suppose I have failed multiple times already. I'm not exactly good with words, as you all may have noticed. Making mistakes is my specialty. You won't find anyone more incompetent than me.

It seems like it's almost lunch time. A bit early, I'll admit, but I'm feeling hungry already. I don't have a whole lot to Choose from, though, and I'm not motivated to go outside. Shredded cheese it is.

Hmm. It seems Google Docs crashed while Writing this clue. Not really surprised, though.

Ah dang, I've spilled some of the cheese all over me. So messy.

Alright, now that Google Docs has loaded back up, I need to finish writing this clue. I should probably clean up the formatting while I'm at it. It's a complete disaster. When did this Comic Sans show up??

I should stop picking this scab before it starts to bleed again. It's such a bad habit of mine. Just a few days ago I - you know what, I'll skip this part. Best Keep that to myself.

At this point you can tell that I'm just rambling on to include more text to embed the clue into. In fact, I'm Sure you've already caught on to the very obvious capitalization differences.

Strawberries. They're cool, I guess. Not much else I have to say about them.

I suppose it's almost time to head Out. I've spent enough time extending this clue just to get all the letters in. Until Next time. Maybe then I'll have one more kill.

Magic School Bus much?
At any rate, irregular caps: "JACWKSON"
All the caps but pronoun I: "BHYIJOATYAMYIACSHIGDWNASAGDICSIJBKASSTNOUNM"
Uh... probably "Jacwkson". Is that supposed to be "Jackson"? Is that a name? A school name? Hmm...
I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to list all the caps in the whole message, but I do notice such things as "NASA", "Kass", and "noun" embedded within.
EDIT: Sig is "did the germans fake an american moon landing?"

Magic School Bus character: Liz. Who is a Jackson's chameleon. I protect EwwPhysics.

[Efesa]

Bah! Humbug! You've solved it.

It seems wordplay Just won't work these days. Oh, what's the harm in trying Again? Take chances. You won't succeed if you don't make an attempt.

Although, I suppose I have failed multiple times already. I'm not exactly good with words, as you all may have noticed. Making mistakes is my specialty. You won't find anyone more incompetent than me.

It seems like it's almost lunch time. A bit early, I'll admit, but I'm feeling hungry already. I don't have a whole lot to Choose from, though, and I'm not motivated to go outside. Shredded cheese it is.

Hmm. It seems Google Docs crashed while Writing this clue. Not really surprised, though.

Ah dang, I've spilled some of the cheese all over me. So messy.

Alright, now that Google Docs has loaded back up, I need to finish writing this clue. I should probably clean up the formatting while I'm at it. It's a complete disaster. When did this Comic Sans show up??

I should stop picking this scab before it starts to bleed again. It's such a bad habit of mine. Just a few days ago I - you know what, I'll skip this part. Best Keep that to myself.

At this point you can tell that I'm just rambling on to include more text to embed the clue into. In fact, I'm Sure you've already caught on to the very obvious capitalization differences.

Strawberries. They're cool, I guess. Not much else I have to say about them.

I suppose it's almost time to head Out. I've spent enough time extending this clue just to get all the letters in. Until Next time. Maybe then I'll have one more kill.

Magic School Bus much?
At any rate, irregular caps: "JACWKSON"
All the caps but pronoun I: "BHYIJOATYAMYIACSHIGDWNASAGDICSIJBKASSTNOUNM"
Uh... probably "Jacwkson". Is that supposed to be "Jackson"? Is that a name? A school name? Hmm...
I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to list all the caps in the whole message, but I do notice such things as "NASA", "Kass", and "noun" embedded within.
EDIT: Sig is "did the germans fake an american moon landing?"

Magic School Bus character: Liz. Who is a Jackson's chameleon. I protect EwwPhysics.

Well, that was quick! Even so, I think the clue has to have something related to space.