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Granted, but youd be terrible at solving clues, and everyone around you will die, and you will have to live with the fact that you failed to save everyone (man, when I corrupt a wish, I really corrupt a wish).
I wish that my wish corruptions weren't so soul-scarring.

Granted, but then the Japanese will drop an atomic bomb on your house for what we did in WW2.

I wish I could scream as well as the metal bands I listen to.

Granted but everyone dyes due to your total cool screaming and you feel guilty forever and ever and ever AND EVER so you kill yourself !!!!!!!! (I really currupt wishes also)

I wish I knew everything without my brain exploding 5 seconds after I know everything.

granted but your brain would explode after 10 seconds of knowing everything

i wish people would get over themselves

Granted but then they would go to high and sufficate in space.

I wish 2+2=5

Granted, but now everything you know is a lie, especially the cake.

I wish I could quit being a sad sack.

Granted, but then you would become one of those annoying happy people, ewwww.

I wish for more wishes.

granted, but then the genie will eat you. and your cake.
i wish people would take me seriously.

but then they take you TOO seriously

i wish people were more tolerant

Granted, they just wouldn't be of you.

I wish the day was longer (so I could work more).