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What's the chemical breakdown of an amino acid?
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It's when an amino acid has a mental breakdown


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eat.drink(water).sleep

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The shoulder bone, duh.

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because its bipolar poison ;) :D

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6 really, one for each of your limbs.

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Fibonacci924 wrote:6 really, one for each of your limbs.

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Break your legs, crash your car, and move into the house next to the whole foods.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck (in cubic inches per hour assuming he just chucks until the day he dies.)
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As much as you weigh.

Is the plot of Twelfth Night comprehensible?
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Of course not, anything written by Shakespeare is utterly incomprehensible to all humans for it is written in a language unknown by all organisms other than Shakespeare himself.

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