Corrupt a Wish

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but you experience cardiovascular failure.

I wish people made fewer assumptions.

[Creationist127]

Granted, but now everyone knows exactly what's going on with everyone else.

I wish I didn't have to take tests. Except in SciOly.

[Umaroth]

Granted, but now you Wil never be able to get tested for COVID-19

I wish my hair didn't grow so fast

[theskyisred]

Granted, but now it's all falling off.

I wish the world was fairer.

[Umaroth]

Granted, but now it's all falling off.

I wish the world was fairer.

If you've seen my hair, I don't think that would be an issue

Granted, but now we as Americans have lost all of our privilege

I wish I weren't bored

[kate!]

Granted, but now you have way too many things to do and not enough time to do them in.

I wish I could listen to two songs at once with equal focus on both.

[Creationist127]

Granted, but you can't multitask anything else.

I wish these days off we have could actually be off, instead of the teachers putting stuff online.

[theskyisred]

Granted, but now there's no summer break.

I wish my room was neater.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but now it's all falling off.

I wish the world was fairer.

If you've seen my hair, I don't think that would be an issue

At least that means no more haircuts.

Granted, but only because your younger sibling(or pet, or friend’s sibling, etc.) dragged all your stuff into the back yard and had a bonfire. So it’s neat because there is nothing in there.

I wish I weren’t in pain all the time.

[kate!]

Granted, but you're itchy all the time instead and it's infuriating.

I wish I had a dog. Or any pet.