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A sad Brit politician. (Tragic Tory.)

Why is the US legislature considered bicameral?
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49ers wrote:A sad Brit politician. (Tragic Tory.)

Why is the US legislature considered bicameral?
Because it has two humps.

How did Einstein form the equation E=mc^2?
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texas wrote:
49ers wrote:A sad Brit politician. (Tragic Tory.)

Why is the US legislature considered bicameral?
Because it has two humps.

How did Einstein form the equation E=mc^2?
He made it up.

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By getting adMITted

Why is MATLAB so much easier than Python...?
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You only need to find a mat and a lab to be able to do MATLAB. You would need to catch the serpent to do Python.

What is the difference between Fresnel and Fraunhofer diffraction?
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The esel and auhofer.

Where is the image gallery?
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somewhere

Who invented science?
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A scientist

Why can't my exams always be curved?
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Because the one guy with 0s all around.

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go to bed

How do I stay awake in the morning?
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