Corrupt a Wish

[IHateClouds]

granted, but your not allowed to wash your hair more than once a month :0

i wish my hair didnt get split ends. why do i keep it this long...

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but all of your hair ends have fused together into one giant end... that you're not allowed to split apart or cut.

I wish girls could keep hair as short as guys do without being judged or mistaken for a boy.

[EwwPhysics]

Granted, but now all classical and pop songs are just 4'33' (see here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3)
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Yesssss someone performed that “at the same time” as another piece at a concert I went to lol.

[UPenn]

granted, you get better at scio studying but then your grade tanks Ha ha haha

i wish to do well at soup next week

You did do well, congrats on a job well done!

[Torchic]

Granted, but all of your hair ends have fused together into one giant end... that you're not allowed to split apart or cut.

I wish girls could keep hair as short as guys do without being judged or mistaken for a boy.

Granted, but now many boys keep their hair as long as girls, and are judged/mistaken for girls

I wish my Scioly team would make it to State this year, with the Varsity team staying good and many of us placing in our events.

[Scrambledeggs]

Granted, but all of your hair ends have fused together into one giant end... that you're not allowed to split apart or cut.

I wish girls could keep hair as short as guys do without being judged or mistaken for a boy.

Granted, but now many boys keep their hair as long as girls, and are judged/mistaken for girls

I wish my Scioly team would make it to State this year, with the Varsity team staying good and many of us placing in our events.

Granted, but your the only one on your team that doesn't place at states

I wish that I could back to division B

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but suddenly your team becomes very good and you don't make the team.

I wish people weren't so confusing and mean.

[Things2do]

Granted, but all of your hair ends have fused together into one giant end... that you're not allowed to split apart or cut.

I wish girls could keep hair as short as guys do without being judged or mistaken for a boy.

Granted, but now many boys keep their hair as long as girls, and are judged/mistaken for girls

"Now"?
Ever heard of the 1970s?

[EwwPhysics]

Granted, but suddenly your team becomes very good and you don't make the team.

I wish people weren't so confusing and mean.

Granted, but now life is boring because no one is confusing and mean

I wish regionals wasn't in TWO DAYS (aaaaaaaahhhhhhh)

[IHateClouds]

granted, but states is

i wish that we didnt have regs in the middle of the week and not on a saturday like a normal comp