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granted, but you live in a state with three teams and you qualify for nats but dont go because youll get dead last

i wish i was a cloud

Granted, but then you wouldn't have a brain to study meteo.

I wish Community made nats again

granted but I kick you off the team for nats

I wish I was 2" taller

Granted but then you would still be shorter than 6th graders

I wish that New Jersey was less corrupt (people know what im talking about)

Granted, but the federal government becomes more corrupt.

I wish there were fewer real-life applications for math

granted, because you end up in a sweatshop.

i wish my papers would organize themselves

Granted, but they self-organize in a way that they know will make it as difficult as possible for you to find something.

I wish I didn't have a messed-up subconscious that turns every dream into a nightmare.

Granted, but your subconscious won't let you sleep ever again because you can't dream.

I wish my mother liked The Three Stooges so she would stop changing the channel on me.

SilverBreeze wrote: ↑February 28th, 2020, 11:03 pm Granted, but now you never graduate. Year after year, you will be drafted into your high school's Science Olympiad team, long after Game On has staged a coup and replaced all events with Scratch coding-based competitions...

I wouldn't mind that, except that I'd be the only person on the team...

Granted, but now YOU suddenly don't like the Three Stooges.

I wish classical music wasn't so hated and that pop music wasn't so bad.

Granted, but now all classical and pop songs are just 4'33' (see here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3).

I wish my hair dried quickly after I washed it instead of staying wet for hours(no corruptions are allowed based on going bald or cutting my hair).