Corrupt a Wish

[IHateClouds]

granted, but you live in a state with three teams and you qualify for nats but dont go because youll get dead last

i wish i was a cloud

[Fallsbury]

Granted, but then you wouldn't have a brain to study meteo.

I wish Community made nats again

[LiteralRhinoceros]

granted but I kick you off the team for nats

I wish I was 2" taller

[Fallsbury]

Granted but then you would still be shorter than 6th graders

I wish that New Jersey was less corrupt (people know what im talking about)

[Creationist127]

Granted, but the federal government becomes more corrupt.

I wish there were fewer real-life applications for math

[IHateClouds]

granted, because you end up in a sweatshop.

i wish my papers would organize themselves

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but they self-organize in a way that they know will make it as difficult as possible for you to find something.

I wish I didn't have a messed-up subconscious that turns every dream into a nightmare.

[Things2do]

Granted, but your subconscious won't let you sleep ever again because you can't dream.

I wish my mother liked The Three Stooges so she would stop changing the channel on me.

Granted, but now you never graduate. Year after year, you will be drafted into your high school's Science Olympiad team, long after Game On has staged a coup and replaced all events with Scratch coding-based competitions...

I wouldn't mind that, except that I'd be the only person on the team...

[EwwPhysics]

Granted, but now YOU suddenly don't like the Three Stooges.

I wish classical music wasn't so hated and that pop music wasn't so bad.

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but now all classical and pop songs are just 4'33' (see here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3).

I wish my hair dried quickly after I washed it instead of staying wet for hours(no corruptions are allowed based on going bald or cutting my hair).