Corrupt a Wish

[LittleMissNyan]

Granted but now the same thing will happen whenever you are within proximity of an onion.
I wish that trolls at school would get the message that I'm not interested in them just because it's Valentine's Day

[Creationist127]

Granted, but the goblins start coming at you instead.
I wish I wasn't stressed for UMich tomorrow.

[Umaroth]

Granted but now you're stressed about all the homework you must finish after the fact

I wish people would stop doing stupid internet challenges

[TheChiScientist]

Granted, but now you're the one doing the stupid internet challenges.
I wish I had even more fun in Div D.

[Giantpants]

Granted, but now you’re overwhelmed with test writing.

I wish I didn’t feel so isolated on Valentine’s Day lol wow this got pretty serious pretty quick

[TheChiScientist]

Granted, but now you’re overwhelmed with test writing.

I wish I didn’t feel so isolated on Valentine’s Day lol wow this got pretty serious pretty quick

Granted, but now you share a room with 6 people.
I wish I had more fun.

[Creationist127]

Granted, but you forget to do the serious things, like writing tests.
I wish our school newspaper had no typos, instead of fifteen (so far).

[TheChiScientist]

Granted, but now they are grammar nazis bent on global domination.
I wish it was less cold.

[LittleMissNyan]

Granted, you are now in Australia.
I wish I was actually able to "get things done so you can play" and not always have 5 different long-term things hovering around that I "should" be working on forever instead

[SilverBreeze]

Granted, but you begin to feel insecure and inadequate and your parents start nitpicking you for not doing more(why does this sound familiar?).

I wish I hadn't failed USABO today.