Science Olympiad Quotes

[walkingstyx]

"My life goal is to become four dimensional. Think about it. No one could ever imprison me."
"We're going to have a rave at Nationals next year."
"You should give a speech entirely out of fortune cookies."
"Would you like to try our pogo stick?" (We asked this to pretty much the entire school, and got four adults, including two passing police officers to bounce. The cops wouldn't let us film them though)
"Well, flowers and chocolate seemed kind of creepy, and we're too young to give them alcohol, so we brought steak and potatoes." (About what to give the guys who were mentoring our Mission team)
"I think it's an earthquake." (About a pulsar on the Astronomy test)

[x16VOLTx]

These quotes are great, lol... My regionals is Wednesday, so hopefully I'll have a nice collection of quotes to add...

[sciolykid101]

"My life goal is to become four dimensional. Think about it. No one could ever imprison me."
"We're going to have a rave at Nationals next year."
"You should give a speech entirely out of fortune cookies."
"Would you like to try our pogo stick?" (We asked this to pretty much the entire school, and got four adults, including two passing police officers to bounce. The cops wouldn't let us film them though)
"Well, flowers and chocolate seemed kind of creepy, and we're too young to give them alcohol, so we brought steak and potatoes." (About what to give the guys who were mentoring our Mission team)
"I think it's an earthquake." (About a pulsar on the Astronomy test)

i dont even think my school has quotes.

[duckiegirl2]

"Is so-and-so cooler than an accordion?"
"No way. Most definitely not."

[x16VOLTx]

During Mousetrap Vehicle construction:
M-Tech Teacher 1
J- Tech Teacher 2

M: Go ask J for some graphite powder to put on your axels, he's in the tech room this period.
Me: What? you mean like pencil graphite?
M: Yeah, but we have this special stuff in the tech room that we use for our CO2 cars.
Me: Oh, Alright, I'll be back
*Walks down the hall*
Me: Do you have any graphite powder?
J: Yeah, here. *Hands over a crappy mechanical pencil*
Me: Uh... are you serious?
J: *Laughing* yeah.
Me: Well, uh... can I keep it or do you want it back?
J: Nah, it's all yours.
Me: *Walks back across hall* Mr. M! You made me go all the way over there for a stupid pencil?!?
M: *laughing* What did you expect?

[sciolykid101]

During Mousetrap Vehicle construction:
M-Tech Teacher 1
J- Tech Teacher 2

M: Go ask J for some graphite powder to put on your axels, he's in the tech room this period.
Me: What? you mean like pencil graphite?
M: Yeah, but we have this special stuff in the tech room that we use for our CO2 cars.
Me: Oh, Alright, I'll be back
*Walks down the hall*
Me: Do you have any graphite powder?
J: Yeah, here. *Hands over a crappy mechanical pencil*
Me: Uh... are you serious?
J: *Laughing* yeah.
Me: Well, uh... can I keep it or do you want it back?
J: Nah, it's all yours.
Me: *Walks back across hall* Mr. M! You made me go all the way over there for a stupid pencil?!?
M: *laughing* What did you expect?

^awesome XD

[x16VOLTx]

lol, I love my tech teachers... They usually get stuck teaching the "delinquent" kids in our school, so working with Science Olympiad was a nice change for them...They both acted like they were so brain dead though, lol... I would ask Mr. M for help and he'd tell me "I have no idea, go ask Mr. J, he's the smart one," so I would run across the hall to his room and he'd be like "Why aren't you asking Mr. M what to do? He's the one with the brains." lmao... They don't give themselves enough credit...

[tennislvr]

-He hardly ever comes to school drunk anymore
-psyco killer kitten!!!
-I'm going to be a professional egg taper
My parter and i had been working on a piece for physical science lab for a while; the piece fell behind something and someone said... wait, do we need that?!
-we need pants...NOW!
-my brain hurts and i'm not even competing
-

[penelope]

Coach: "...swine flu..."
DD person: "ITS NOT SWINE FLU!!! ITS H1N1!!!!"
other DD person: "oh yeah, i had swine flu"

Haha when I got sick during an invitational tournament (I felt pretty bad, yet I managed 3 gold medals, a silver and bronze cause Im that amazing), our DD person was convinced that I had the bird flu, and he wouldn't come near me.

Wait.. am I the most normal DD person on this forum?

[aubrey048]

"I will seize you and squeeze you! QUEESH!"
'Team Awesome"
"Mission IMpossible"
"Failure is always an option!" <--we borrowed this from the Mythbusters
"Be quiet or I'll poke you in the Internal Intercostals." <-- said by me