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i take a energy sord(halo3) and cut you out but then i get attacked by a undead army (plz use a shotgun to save me )

sorry, phasers work better . after i get Captain James T. Kirk to blast those zombies, a giant amoeba starts chasing me and i mean giant as in as big as a car (because amoebas can totally be that big)

i ask arbiter (halo 3) to blow it up with a spartan laser but then he becomes a zombie or a flood ( halo 3) and trys to kill me

I unplug yyy4401's video game system. Problem solved. Except, I got electrocuted when I did it.

hahahahahahah nice
i kill you with a shotgun to end your missery problem solved but then james bond puts a gun to my head

I remove his testicles but then I throw them at you

nice
then i kill you with phiki abilites just like "In the men who stare at goats" then im attacked by a pack of hungry wofles

then as I relise wolves are a part of the feline family , just as they pounce in my direction I throw a herd of yarn balls, and the wolves turn from ferocious felines to gentle and cute little man-eaters. Then suddenly a supervolcano in yellowstone national park eruptes and the entire U.S.A. has about an hour to live

So I use that hour to build a spaceship, come pick you up, and we go off into orbit. But then an evil-looking flying saucer teleports out of nowhere and starts firing lazer beams at us!

Just then an asteroid hits the other spaceship, causing it to explode violently in a way you'd expect to see in movies but never in real life. But then another asteroid is heading straight toward us, and the laser beams have damaged our engines!