1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[technomario]

221. Spill a bottle of HCL on the baking soda
222. Eat fishing Bait
223. Ride around on a bike and crash into a display
224. Fill in for a cashier who falls ill
225. Tackle the manager
226. Steal people's hats by using a fishing rod
227. Bring in pure Francium into the store
228. Mix bleach with ammonia
229. Climb up into the rafters
230. Keep singing "What does the fox says" indefinately!

[technomario]

231. Ask the cashier to name 50 elements
232. Bring in the Target mascot
233. Gross the customers in the store out
234. Trim the hedges in the greenhouse into Charizards
235. Walk around playing the trumpet badly
236. Scream at the top of your lungs
237. Throw a pokeball at some one and scream "got you!"
238. Uses the kitchen equipment for target practice with your bow
239. Go into the employee lounge
240. Let a dog loose into the store

[Cheesy Pie]

Take all the Legos and build stuff in the middle of crowded aisles. Make sure to drop a bunch.

[ya5min88]

241. Pretend to sell Uranium inside the store.
242. Start singing the Periodic Table Song really loud and then ask people to sing along.
243. Take all of the products that ignite easily, start a bonfire, and chant out the Elements.
244. Take a bunch of weird costumes and start playing dress up while chanting out the Elements. (with 243)
245. Summon all the children with candy and tell them to find all the items in the store with Ununoctium in them.
246. Run around the store singing about the Periodic Table for hours.
247. Throw Copper pennies at random people hiding in the shelves.
248. Eat everything with Calcium in it, and dump yogurt on people's heads.
249. Give a lecture to people in the store about the Elements.
250. Break the floor with a pickaxe and then start mining for rare earth elements.

It's Periodic Table themed!

[Olympian_Cau2134]

99. Dress up as Ash Ketchum, carry a stuffed Pikachu, and obnoxiously sing the Pokemon theme song.

I like that one

[JAKE]

251. Attack like your entocicated

[ToniJackson]

Dude... this is Walmart. They've seen everything. It's impossible to get kicked out.

[Cheesy Pie]

99. Dress up as Ash Ketchum, carry a stuffed Pikachu, and obnoxiously sing the Pokemon theme song.

I like that one

While cosplaying, carry a bunch of Pokeballs and throw them at people while screaming, "GO ________!"

[Epicness101]

252. Crossdressing in the clothing aisles?
253. Doing #252 and then parading down the food aisle. That'll get them to lose their appetites.

[Cheesy Pie]

252. Crossdressing in the clothing aisles?
253. Doing #252 and then parading down the food aisle. That'll get them to lose their appetites.

254. Do number 253 while (if you're a guy) singing "Barbie Girl" or (if you're a girl) "Sexy and I Know It" at the top of your lungs.