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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 19th, 2020, 8:32 pm
by SilverBreeze
Umaroth wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 8:30 pm
TheChiScientist wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 7:53 pm
SilverBreeze wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 6:59 pm
I will proudly declare that I said these quotes today.
EDIT: "
Die, peanut!"
-Umaroth
And who said that Troy doesn't have fun...
"What if we just yeet the boomilever..."
Related to both things you said...
"This hotdog tastes like CA glue!"
Said during last year's beach social, when someone forgot the hotdog skewers in a car and we were too hungry, so people broke off pieces of a boomi to use as skewers... We were using the boomi as fuel for the fire anyways.
What is the fuel value of a boomilever?
"Life skills learned in Chem: how to skewer a peanut on a wire without breaking it."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 20th, 2020, 6:51 pm
by TheChiScientist
"pigeon is like Walmart"- My Philosophy Professor 2020.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 20th, 2020, 7:38 pm
by SilverBreeze
TheChiScientist wrote: ↑February 20th, 2020, 6:51 pm
"pigeon is like Walmart"- My Philosophy Professor 2020.
Funny, you'd think it was the other way around.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 20th, 2020, 8:33 pm
by sneepity
mom the ketchup curdled my milk
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 22nd, 2020, 7:03 am
by LittleMissNyan
Assassinator wrote: ↑February 21st, 2020, 3:44 pm
Sassy -
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE BREADSTICK?
Galahad -
IT’S A BREADSTICK!
Sassy -
IT’S A VERY CAPABLE BREADSTICK!
Galahad -
YOU’RE A BREADSTICK!
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 8:04 pm
by SilverBreeze
Kids discussing conic sections in math:
"What is a real life application of a line intersecting a circle?"
"College."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 27th, 2020, 7:44 pm
by waterboy
"If you heat up blood in a saucepan would it separate into water and plasma?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 27th, 2020, 7:55 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Your cone cells are depressed?"
"Yes, my hair comb has depression."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 28th, 2020, 5:53 am
by raytay
“I know what you do with the leash on your Bible!”
(I don’t even know the context of this)
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 28th, 2020, 10:27 am
by Creationist127
Probably the bookmark thing the fancy ones always have attached...
"Woohoo! Racism." --my APCSA teacher