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Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 6th, 2015, 2:49 pm
by Magikarpmaster629
If you take a mark and recapture test, you'll get around 9 million.

But how can there be 9 million, when there are only 7 million people in the world!?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 6th, 2015, 2:58 pm
by aditi
Because some people can't count.

Why are SOnerds better than all other types of nerds?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 6th, 2015, 3:14 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
aditi wrote:Because some people can't count.

Why are SOnerds better than all other types of nerds?
hush, SOnerd is right there.

Why is Dr. Gerard Putz involved with SO?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 6th, 2015, 3:34 pm
by aditi
Because he putz the olympiad in science.

Why do I always procrastinate?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 6th, 2015, 3:35 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
aditi wrote:Because he putz the olympiad in science.

Why do I always procrastinate?
science Olympiad.

Is there a real disease called Sporitis?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 6th, 2015, 3:38 pm
by aditi
Yeah when you're afraid of spores.

Why do I always ask questions that start with Why do I and occasionally end in Why do I?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 6th, 2015, 8:34 pm
by Magikarpmaster629
aditi wrote:Yeah when you're afraid of spores.

Why do I always ask questions that start with Why do I and occasionally end in Why do I?
Perhaps you should talk to a philosopher about that, it's really all the're good for.

Why are dinosaurs popular? (No, really...they're so boring...the ocean is way more interesting during the mesozoic.)

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 7th, 2015, 9:24 am
by InfiniCuber
isn't that an opinion? wait whats opinion...what

Who is Elizabeth Bennet?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 7th, 2015, 1:58 pm
by Magikarpmaster629
Probably one of those weird "human" things.

What was the Great Dying?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 7th, 2015, 2:16 pm
by aditi
The great depression. With people dying. But then it'd be called the Mass Murder cause it uses alliteration and alliteration is fab so... :lol:

Why is Nationals so close?!