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If you take a mark and recapture test, you'll get around 9 million.

But how can there be 9 million, when there are only 7 million people in the world!?
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Because some people can't count.

Why are SOnerds better than all other types of nerds?
It's been scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer... ;)
Scientists say that the world is made of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. :lol:

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aditi wrote:Because some people can't count.

Why are SOnerds better than all other types of nerds?
hush, SOnerd is right there.

Why is Dr. Gerard Putz involved with SO?
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Because he putz the olympiad in science.

Why do I always procrastinate?
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aditi wrote:Because he putz the olympiad in science.

Why do I always procrastinate?
science Olympiad.

Is there a real disease called Sporitis?
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Yeah when you're afraid of spores.

Why do I always ask questions that start with Why do I and occasionally end in Why do I?
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aditi wrote:Yeah when you're afraid of spores.

Why do I always ask questions that start with Why do I and occasionally end in Why do I?
Perhaps you should talk to a philosopher about that, it's really all the're good for.

Why are dinosaurs popular? (No, really...they're so boring...the ocean is way more interesting during the mesozoic.)
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isn't that an opinion? wait whats opinion...what

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Probably one of those weird "human" things.

What was the Great Dying?
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The great depression. With people dying. But then it'd be called the Mass Murder cause it uses alliteration and alliteration is fab so... :lol:

Why is Nationals so close?!
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