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I sprint in, and take out an awesome elastic rubber floaty ducky and plop it beneath you. as you float away, I realize I wasted the ducky on you, instead of me ( ) and now I'm going to drown

so i throw out a life preserver and stop you from drowning
but then a giant whirlpool randomly appears in the middle of the lake and is sucking me in

So I dived in and grabbed you, using my super-human strength to throw you to land. But then a huge shark comes and is about to eat me when...

Eh. I gotta go wash the mud off of my frisbee so i'll cya later.
jk.

I give the shark a yummy peach instead.
Unfortunately, I get heat stroke from this weather.

So I go fetch someone who knows how to treat heatstroke

Unfortunately, as I am arriving at the area in which you are being treated, a snarling, menacing, muskrat is heading straight for me!

but just as he is about to attack there is a party several miles away , someone shoots a gun and the bullet comes down and kills the muskrat

but a witch makes him a zombie and he attacks

i call upon the zombie lord (i have connections) and get him to stop the zombie muskrat.

now a tsunami randomly appears and is coming my way...

so I get jarjar to get me one of those forcefields from starwars 1
but I didnt nootice the gorilla whom jumped on me crushing me

well if you've been crushed there isn't really any saving to do is there?

but I use my super banana thingy so the gorrilla falls off a clif

but theres a glitch and I begin to fall of the clif too

so I put a giant 20 ft thick matress under you(but not the gorilla)
but I acciedentaly deploy it while I'm underneath it