1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[sailoraboard]

Spray one or more customer(s) with pepper spray (or dump warm oil on their head) and scream, “Help! He’s a rapist!”

[sailoraboard]

the numbers haven't been accurate since the first page.

Go to the second page. It's been corrected.

Oh you just burned him so bad

[sailoraboard]

Go out with the manager's daughter (optional, go out with his wife TOO)

[Tiktaalik]

202. Draw a large pentagram on the floor, light some candles around it, and then pretend to summon Satan (maybe sacrifice a goat for good measure).
203. Unleash a pack of ravenous hyenas throughout the store.
204. Walk in with a klingon bat'leth and proceed to challenge others to honorable duels to the death (speaking in Klingon, of course).

[LittleBlueDragon]

205. Find a LARGE pack of stickers,open the pack and start putting the stickers everywhere

[sailoraboard]

Print out ads for target and BJ's and tape them EVERYWHERE
(BONUS: Ask employees if they need help to find things)

[superfancyricetime]

Go run around while yelling in a foreign language. Go up to people and shake them then give them stuffed animals.

[superfancyricetime]

go to da computer section and play nyan cat for 10 hours on max volume

do it for da lolz

[technomario]

209. Keep turing the TV monitors on and off
210. Camp out in the shelfs
211. Eat the food in the food section witout paying
212. Walk around saying the "Lee de Lee" line from spongebob
213. Stay on the Video game demo stations for 5 hours.

[technomario]

214. Start Yelling Out Random pokemon names
215. Impersinate a fountain in the gardening section
216. Start singing the Quadratic formula
217. Run around in a Super Man costume
218. Play the song of storms on an ocarina over and over
219. Plant a stink bomb in the clothing department
220. Test your catapult in the store and break something!