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granted, but then they would fail later

i wish that there was more time in a day

(so i do)
granted but then there would just be more stuff to do to take up the extra time you get
i wish i would work harder like i did last year

granted but then you would work to hard and expload
i wish i could find mor for the wiki

granted but then you'd get lost in an abyss for twenty years

i wish i didnt have to study for things

granted but htan you too would be lost in an abyss but yours would have flesh eating snakes. (jk about the snakes )
i wish i had an abyss to throw people in

Granted, but then you would accidentally fall into the abyss.

I wish everything would stop breaking with my build event devices.

granted but then everything in your scioly materials would randomly burn down in the middle of the night

i wish i had another snapple!

granted but ur doomed to be captured by Bowser and Ganondorf
i wish the girl i that i have a crush on would fall in love with me

Granted but then you'd be so inseparable that you'd have to kill her with poison!!! [see the twilight zone]

I wish that I could go to two camps at once.

granted but your soul is doomed to be split in to
i wish that i will do good in write it do it again this year