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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 10th, 2020, 8:28 pm
by SilverBreeze
MadCow2357 wrote: ↑February 10th, 2020, 8:05 pm
SilverBreeze wrote: ↑February 10th, 2020, 7:20 pm
"Above 80 degrees, it explodes."
I hope this isn't still about poking and exploding cows...
very inhumane
Don't worry, detector ≠ cow, although according to TSA, Umaroth's detector = a bomb.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 17th, 2020, 6:47 pm
by sneepity
the cafeteria food isnt frozen, its safe
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 17th, 2020, 7:13 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Why do my mushrooms taste like chlorine?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 17th, 2020, 8:00 pm
by Things2do
"Two men were involved in a shooting in the parking lot of the Kroger in Antioch this morning. After the shooting, one of the men was driven to Waffle House." - News station in Cookeville.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 18th, 2020, 10:01 am
by TheChiScientist
Things2do wrote: ↑February 17th, 2020, 8:00 pm
"Two men were involved in a shooting in the parking lot of the Kroger in Antioch this morning. After the shooting, one of the men was driven to Waffle House." - News station in Cookeville.
Ah yes. Waffle House. Best medical center in the nation.
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 19th, 2020, 10:17 am
by Umaroth
"Okay let's do the calculations on the cheeto before we do the peanut"
"What's the specific heat of a cheeto?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 19th, 2020, 11:51 am
by lindsmaurer
"You look like an elegant small asian frat boy"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 19th, 2020, 6:59 pm
by SilverBreeze
Umaroth wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 10:17 am
"Okay let's do the calculations on the cheeto before we do the peanut"
"What's the specific heat of a cheeto?"
I will proudly declare that I said these quotes today.
EDIT: "
Die, peanut!"
-Umaroth
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 19th, 2020, 7:53 pm
by TheChiScientist
SilverBreeze wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 6:59 pm
Umaroth wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 10:17 am
"Okay let's do the calculations on the cheeto before we do the peanut"
"What's the specific heat of a cheeto?"
I will proudly declare that I said these quotes today.
EDIT: "
Die, peanut!"
-Umaroth
And who said that Troy doesn't have fun...
"What if we just yeet the boomilever..." <_<
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: February 19th, 2020, 8:30 pm
by Umaroth
TheChiScientist wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 7:53 pm
SilverBreeze wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 6:59 pm
Umaroth wrote: ↑February 19th, 2020, 10:17 am
"Okay let's do the calculations on the cheeto before we do the peanut"
"What's the specific heat of a cheeto?"
I will proudly declare that I said these quotes today.
EDIT: "
Die, peanut!"
-Umaroth
And who said that Troy doesn't have fun...
"What if we just yeet the boomilever..."
Related to both things you said...
"This hotdog tastes like CA glue!"
Said during last year's beach social, when someone forgot the hotdog skewers in a car and we were too hungry, so people broke off pieces of a boomi to use as skewers... We were using the boomi as fuel for the fire anyways.