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Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 2nd, 2015, 6:50 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.

Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.

What causes updrafts?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 2nd, 2015, 8:40 pm
by Magikarpmaster629
UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote:
samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.

Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.

What causes updrafts?

When you are conscripted into the air force. (up-draft)

This question comes from a friend of mine:

Glo-Sticks: Do we control them, or do they control us?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 2nd, 2015, 8:41 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
Magikarpmaster629 wrote:
UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote:
samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.

Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.

What causes updrafts?

When you are conscripted into the air force. (up-draft)

This question comes from a friend of mine:

Glo-Sticks: Do we control them, or do they control us?
negative feedback loops

What are the three stages of being a conspirator?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 3rd, 2015, 11:20 am
by samlan16
Your shower, the comedy club, and Carnegie Hall.

What exists beyond this realm?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 3rd, 2015, 2:48 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
samlan16 wrote:Your shower, the comedy club, and Carnegie Hall.

What exists beyond this realm?
this realm.

What is a realm?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 5th, 2015, 10:31 am
by Jaol
A real M.

How many numbers does infinity have?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 5th, 2015, 12:34 pm
by aditi
Too many to count.

Why am I eating ice cream?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 5th, 2015, 12:35 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
[aditi] wrote:Too many to count.

Why am I eating ice cream?
Because you're sad.

How many people prefer chocolate ice cream over vanilla?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 5th, 2015, 12:37 pm
by aditi
Shh....All of the late people (choco-late) :D

Why was it raining today?

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Posted: May 5th, 2015, 12:39 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
[aditi] wrote:Shh....All of the late people (choco-late) :D

Why was it raining today?
Today is Rain Day.

Who invented the corkscrew?