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Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 2nd, 2015, 6:50 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.
Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.
What causes updrafts?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 2nd, 2015, 8:40 pm
by Magikarpmaster629
UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote:samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.
Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.
What causes updrafts?
When you are conscripted into the air force. (up-draft)
This question comes from a friend of mine:
Glo-Sticks: Do we control them, or do they control us?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 2nd, 2015, 8:41 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
Magikarpmaster629 wrote:UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote:samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.
Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.
What causes updrafts?
When you are conscripted into the air force. (up-draft)
This question comes from a friend of mine:
Glo-Sticks: Do we control them, or do they control us?
negative feedback loops
What are the three stages of being a conspirator?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 3rd, 2015, 11:20 am
by samlan16
Your shower, the comedy club, and Carnegie Hall.
What exists beyond this realm?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 3rd, 2015, 2:48 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
samlan16 wrote:Your shower, the comedy club, and Carnegie Hall.
What exists beyond this realm?
this realm.
What is a realm?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 5th, 2015, 10:31 am
by Jaol
A real M.
How many numbers does infinity have?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 5th, 2015, 12:34 pm
by aditi
Too many to count.
Why am I eating ice cream?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 5th, 2015, 12:35 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
[aditi] wrote:Too many to count.
Why am I eating ice cream?
Because you're sad.
How many people prefer chocolate ice cream over vanilla?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 5th, 2015, 12:37 pm
by aditi
Shh....All of the late people (choco-late)
Why was it raining today?
Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS
Posted: May 5th, 2015, 12:39 pm
by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
[aditi] wrote:Shh....All of the late people (choco-late)
Why was it raining today?
Today is Rain Day.
Who invented the corkscrew?