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RontgensWallaby wrote:

sciolyboy123 wrote:I am myself (duh, who did you think I was?).

Why am I me?

Because I am Lord Nicklas Bendtner, and I said so.

No comment.

Where is your question?

I ate it, hahahahaha.

If I have 3 oranges and 2 apples and I throw them on a purple roof, how many triangled-bananas are there remaining?

sciolyboy123 wrote:I ate it, hahahahaha.

If I have 3 oranges and 2 apples and I throw them on a purple roof, how many triangled-bananas are there remaining?

-g, duh...

Why is 3! 6?

Because you said so, and you're practically God.

Why do people think you have a crush on your long term rival?

Fibonacci924 wrote:Because you said so, and you're practically God.

Why do people think you have a crush on your long term rival?

Because you do, and they mistake me for you.

If pi = 3, then why is the circumference of a circle approximately 3.14d?

Because the circle ate McDonald's.

Why do tornadoes spin in different directions depending on what hemisphere they're in?

samlan16 wrote:Because the circle ate McDonald's.

Why do tornadoes spin in different directions depending on what hemisphere they're in?

because they want to confuse scientists.

What is the purpose of life?

To eat tacos.

Are we in a hologram, or are we in a giant sphere?

samlan16 wrote:To eat tacos.

Are we in a hologram, or are we in a giant sphere?

both, neither, and all three.

Where do tacos come from?

The taco fairy.

Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?